1 00:00:02,921 --> 00:00:05,256 The case has long been made: men are mad. 2 00:00:05,507 --> 00:00:08,384 The world they have built is in their image: INSANE. 3 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:12,347 The society we live in is rotten to the core! 4 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,809 Wars, crises, violence, oppression, anger -- 5 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:20,772 the prodigious anger which stems from all this and which inhabits us... 6 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:26,778 This world is coming to an end. The apocalypse is near and inescapable. 7 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:33,368 The generation that reigns, owns and rules today is solely responsible 8 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:39,457 for this immense mess - these omnipotent, potbellied men, 9 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,253 these grotesque planning technocrats, organizers of 10 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:48,967 all kinds of mayhem, who erect absurd babylons with poetic names. 11 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:54,097 Their watchdogs are the generals and the police. 12 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:58,851 - Pierre Viansson-Ponté Extract from the newspaper Le Monde 13 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,429 - Tell me, 14 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:16,474 do women fancy you? 15 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,228 That bitch! 16 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,884 Nothing. 17 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,513 Just a problem with the pigs. 18 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,892 Kiss me. 19 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,937 After all, no... 20 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,397 I don't feel like being kissed by you. 21 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,777 Pass me your joint. 22 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,580 Fuck her. 23 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:30,214 Blacks used to be like Jews. 24 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,929 Every morning, 25 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,932 they would blame themselves for being Black. 26 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:48,399 Now they are aware of their strength. 27 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:56,740 Aren't they the most beautiful? 28 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:01,453 Aren't they the strongest? 29 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,251 Aren't they great fuckers? 30 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,797 Don't they have a great dick? 31 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,360 - Good morning sir. 32 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,246 - Good morning, sir. 33 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,827 - Do you love me? 34 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,493 - You're getting fat, lady! 35 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:06,039 - You're getting on my nerves. 36 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,378 - I have divine eyes. 37 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,882 I'm a Botticelli. 38 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,386 - You crazy? 39 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,513 - I am, 40 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,516 but I don't care. 41 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,398 First, my tits are more beautiful than yours. 42 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,526 Aren't I a true Venus? 43 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,362 - What does that mean? 44 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,031 - It means I have a nice ass. 45 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,456 Give me that. 46 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,333 Give me your glove! 47 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,086 - Wait a sec! 48 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,923 - You too have a Venusian ass. 49 00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,718 - Give me a back rub, will you? 50 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,266 You're hurting me! 51 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,976 How clumsy you are! 52 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,479 - What did I ask you just now? 53 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,815 Oh yes, do you love me? 54 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,861 - You crazy? 55 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,404 - Kiss me. 56 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,823 - No. 57 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,413 - Tell me that you love me. 58 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,958 - I do. 59 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,251 - Kiss me. 60 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,254 - Er, no. - No? 61 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:46,181 - Will you kiss me! - Maybe. 62 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,143 Well, if you insist. 63 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:55,148 - Kiss me. 64 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,859 Kiss me. 65 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,610 - Well, let's go now. - All right. 66 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,576 - How do you find him? 67 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:51,121 - He fucked her well! 68 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,333 He is no pussyboy. 69 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,086 - That's for sure! 70 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,300 Here, sweet love. 71 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,303 - Thank you. 72 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,729 - How serious he looks! 73 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,063 Is he a bonze? 74 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:20,317 - He gives me the jitters. 75 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,158 So, 76 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,786 what do we do now? 77 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:17,077 - Do you know 78 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,663 you're a true Raphael madonna? 79 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,252 It's funny... 80 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,505 When I am with you, 81 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,218 everything seems unimportant. 82 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,595 Tell me... 83 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,100 Maybe it's absurd. 84 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,728 It doesn't make sense. 85 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:50,110 But it makes us feel safe, 86 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,737 and, better yet, 87 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:56,157 it's wonderful. 88 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,872 I mean it. 89 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,458 When I am with you, 90 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,128 I feel safe. 91 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,011 I love you. 92 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,229 Everything becomes different. 93 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:32,402 Everything takes on a whole new dimension. 94 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,655 I think I love you. 95 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:22,275 - Hello. 96 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:26,195 - Have you been here long? 97 00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:29,073 - Take a seat. 98 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,537 You've never been so gorgeous! 99 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,664 - And you've just come back from the south; your nose is shiny. 100 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,583 - What did you do this summer? 101 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:42,086 - I stayed in Paris. Paris in August... 102 00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:43,713 I love it! 103 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:51,429 - What would you like to drink? 104 00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,055 - Nothing. 105 00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:55,516 - And you? - Scotch. 106 00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:00,521 Why are you so silent? 107 00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:03,858 - Have you seen the new Truffaut? 108 00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:05,401 - Which, Day for Night? 109 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,652 What a mess! 110 00:33:06,903 --> 00:33:09,363 It's a narcissistic film. 111 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:10,990 - Hello! 112 00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:13,409 Haven't you seen Jean? 113 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,286 Where the hell is he? 114 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:18,498 Hello. How are you? 115 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:46,056 - Yes... 116 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,158 - Oh yes! 117 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,118 Caress me, yes. 118 00:44:26,874 --> 00:44:28,542 - Caress me! 119 00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:53,650 - Are you Mr. Brown? 120 00:45:00,324 --> 00:45:03,327 Mr. Brown? 121 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,416 Mr. Brown? 122 00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:43,909 - Is Mr. Smith in? 123 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:46,161 - Please ask at the reception desk, madame. 124 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,455 - Thank you. 125 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,668 I'd like to speak to Mr. Smith, please. 126 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,294 - I am sorry. He's at the club. 127 00:47:01,278 --> 00:47:02,279 - Take this. 128 00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:03,947 It's for you. 129 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,827 - Never. - All right. 130 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,625 - Hello darling! 131 00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:18,420 You have beautiful eyes tonight. 132 00:47:20,047 --> 00:47:21,590 Hello. I'm late. 133 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,384 - Never mind. The DJ is not here yet... 134 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,763 - When did you arrive from the States? 135 00:47:30,766 --> 00:47:32,434 - Do you see what I see? 136 00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:33,602 - A monster! 137 00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:36,104 - Don't you like him? 138 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:37,314 - I need him. 139 00:47:37,814 --> 00:47:39,316 I need him. 140 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:42,277 - He's Tarzan. 141 00:47:48,617 --> 00:47:51,620 - Why don't you ever say anything? 142 00:47:53,747 --> 00:47:55,248 - King of the jungle! 143 00:47:57,417 --> 00:47:59,669 I feel like Jane, 144 00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:02,339 the bride of Tarzan. 145 00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:09,012 - Will I see you tonight? 146 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:12,599 - Can you move over, please? 147 00:48:14,768 --> 00:48:16,978 Is all this yours? 148 00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:21,400 You're not much of a talker. 149 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,945 How silent you are! 150 00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:29,241 You're Tutankhamun! 151 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,037 - Are you two okay? 152 00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,289 - You hiding something? 153 00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:38,583 Take 'em off. It makes me feel uneasy 154 00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:44,214 But you're cute, anyway. 155 00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:46,675 Come. 156 00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:54,182 - Hail, O Lord! 157 00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:58,019 Ex-lord of the jungle, now lord of Pigalle? 158 00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:01,231 Picking up whores? 159 00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:34,950 - You know, gentlemen, 160 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,993 the club is closed. 161 00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:42,249 Anything I can do for you? 162 00:51:01,935 --> 00:51:03,311 - It's a pity. 163 00:51:03,562 --> 00:51:05,397 He had crazy eyes. 164 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,111 - What about you? 165 00:51:11,653 --> 00:51:13,738 You sure I can't do anything for you? 166 00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:49,816 - Nice, isn't it? 167 00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:52,944 Don't you think? 168 00:51:57,282 --> 00:51:59,075 Well... 169 00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:15,610 You look so serious. 170 00:53:20,532 --> 00:53:22,033 I can't believe it! 171 00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:24,202 You're a wall. 172 00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:28,581 It's strange. 173 00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:31,126 You seem to be going through a real tragedy. 174 00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:34,379 If I had known, I'd have called a friend! 175 00:53:40,844 --> 00:53:43,930 You're not the easiest person to talk with. 176 00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,147 I think I prefer my friend. 177 00:54:01,823 --> 00:54:04,826 My Tiger of Eschnapur! 178 00:54:24,554 --> 00:54:27,557 - No, Mr. Carter is not back yet. 179 00:55:00,757 --> 00:55:01,925 - Have you lost something? 180 00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:04,135 - Your keys, maybe? 181 00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:06,471 May I open the door for you? 182 00:55:45,677 --> 00:55:47,679 - Stop it. You're hurting me. 183 00:55:58,147 --> 00:55:59,107 - Hello. 184 00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:00,233 - You're just in time -- 185 00:56:00,483 --> 00:56:02,861 I was beginning to feel lonely. 186 00:56:03,987 --> 00:56:05,989 "Today, love is so boring that 187 00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,366 it takes many people to make it acceptable." 188 00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:09,701 Paul Morand. 189 00:56:09,951 --> 00:56:12,579 We really are the two most cultured whores in Paris. 190 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,085 Who's this beautiful monster? 191 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:23,423 I didn't know that was your type. 192 00:56:26,342 --> 00:56:28,761 True enough, he's not so bad-looking. 193 00:56:29,304 --> 00:56:31,431 Can I have him? 194 00:56:32,265 --> 00:56:35,268 - Drop dead! - You bitch. 195 00:56:55,747 --> 00:56:56,998 - What are you doing? 196 00:56:57,248 --> 00:56:58,666 - I'm taking off my clothes. 197 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,084 - Why? 198 00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:01,753 Because I like to mingle, 199 00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:02,712 sweetheart! 200 00:57:04,631 --> 00:57:05,590 - He's mine! 201 00:57:06,299 --> 00:57:07,592 - Why? Don't you agree? 202 00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:10,470 - Well... 203 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,014 if you really feel like it, have it your way... 204 00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:37,789 - You seem so distant, 205 00:57:38,039 --> 00:57:39,499 my sweet lord. 206 00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:53,137 What do you think he wants? 207 00:57:53,388 --> 00:57:55,723 - I guess he is a peeping tom. 208 00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:07,318 Showtime, sweetie. 209 01:01:56,047 --> 01:01:57,048 - Bravo! 210 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,674 May I join in? 211 01:01:58,925 --> 01:02:00,218 - No. Two is already plenty. 212 01:02:00,593 --> 01:02:02,720 - Too bad. I'm taking off my clothes. 213 01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:35,127 Aren't my blue eyes the most beautiful eyes in the world? 214 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:38,130 - You've always been a bit crazy. - Love me. 215 01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:40,675 - Fuck you. 216 01:02:42,385 --> 01:02:43,678 - Who's this guy? 217 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:46,764 - We wish we knew! 218 01:05:02,691 --> 01:05:03,401 - I am fed up! 219 01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:05,653 You never stop making love. 220 01:05:12,368 --> 01:05:14,662 I said, I am fed up. 221 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:17,498 - Will you tell us again about your blue eyes? 222 01:05:23,379 --> 01:05:24,380 - You bitches! 223 01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:26,549 You dirty bitches! 224 01:05:45,151 --> 01:05:48,070 I'd like to join in. 225 01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:10,384 Stop. 226 01:06:11,719 --> 01:06:13,012 Take my clothes off. 227 01:06:46,754 --> 01:06:49,757 I dream of a man. 228 01:06:50,508 --> 01:06:51,967 A man for play. 229 01:06:52,218 --> 01:06:52,968 - Bitch! 230 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,294 - Did she talk? 231 01:12:09,701 --> 01:12:12,412 - Hello, I'd like to speak to Mr. Carter. 232 01:12:12,788 --> 01:12:13,622 - He's out. 233 01:13:11,847 --> 01:13:14,308 - Look where you're walking, mister! 234 01:13:16,310 --> 01:13:17,477 Pussycat, 235 01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:19,813 won't you come up to my place? 236 01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:45,047 Come on. 237 01:27:34,959 --> 01:27:37,879 Written and directed by: Based on an idea of: